just got high with someone I went to highschool with

that was weird



anyone remember that episode of never mind the buzzcocks when simon amstell upset preston by making fun of his wife so he walked out and phil jupitus took someone from the audience who looked a bit like him and they just carried on with the show

that was monumental 

"Preston was worried that him appearing on Celebrity Big Brother might alienate hardcore Ordinary Boys fans. Fortunately, neither of them were in the country. Or existed."


goody two shoes || adam ant

don’t drink, don’t smoke
what do you do?

Watching the Sinatra film Some Came Running

Beginning to think 1958 was not the best year to be a woman but gosh darn Dean Martin looks good in a hat



what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean




people internalise the class hatred peddled by the media and end up with that self hating attitude about their backgrounds and hometowns when what they call “chav towns” are some of the best places on Earth

Hey, you know what? When your hometown is about to be the first region in the history of Britain to vote in a UKIP MP, and when your brothers get harassed on the walk home from school by ‘chavs’ then yes you’d resent the people there too.

I’m from a place like that myself. I’m not saying our towns are perfect as they clearly aren’t.

Racism is always portrayed as something for and by working class people, because we’re uneducated or unhappy with our lives or some shit, which is bollocks, racism was constructed by the absolute elite and peddled to the working class from the top down via the news, media, politics, etc. UKIP isn’t even a working class movement, it’s a split from the Conservative Party originally, they definitely target working class areas but to say it’s a “chav” thing to vote UKIP couldn’t be further from the truth.

These kids harassing your brother, are they doing it because of their background? Or just cos they’re horrible people? If they were black or Asian I know you wouldn’t typecast them on that background so why do it for their economic background?

I don’t think a lot of people are ever going to like where they’re from because, personally, if I didn’t have family here I’d never come back because I can’t walk to the train station without a kid shouting faggot at me while their parents laugh

It’s hard not to hate the person harassing you but at the same time you do have to realise that you’re surrounded by ignorance because the people that actually have any power fucked your neighbourhood and your schools because they wanted small town ignorant people who hate each other so no one actually notices and blames them

I saw them on Facebook and thought it was you :’) deadbolt has produced much worse of me and I rate the ones from PBR are gonna be shocking

Hahaha, they go from “drunk and confused” to “how many buttons do I have undone here”

I didn’t even know PBR was open again! I haven’t been to Deadbolt in a year and last time I fell asleep between two skips over the road, so I guess these ones could be worse

I got so drunk on Friday because I didn’t eat all day before drinking and now there are photographs so I can never forget being like that, god damn

One of the most heartbreaking things about my second year of university is I don’t do Screen Now anymore, which was my favourite lecture in first year. There was a whole section on surrealism where we studied Dali and Bunuel, which was cool, but really I just loved the lecturer. She reminded me of a cooler version of me. She used to turn up really late, so I’d be 20 minutes late and she’d arrive 5 minutes after me, but she’d always have coffee with her and she’d sit on one of the tables in the middle of the room like L from Death Note to talk to us. She’d always get sidetracked on feminism-in-cinema-rants and once we spent like 10 minutes of a lecture talking about how bad The Dark Knight Rises was.

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I had to get up at 7:45am this morning and I’ve felt like I’ve been dying ever since. I’m looking forward to going back to London but I think university may actually kill me.

Sometimes people let the same problem make them miserable for years when they could just say, So what. That’s one of my favorite things to say. So what.

Andy Warhol 



Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird

12:00am- oh I man I love cheese pizza too!
12:01am- I killed a man once

Someone bought me “Old Rosie” cider that’s 7.3%. I have so much of it too. I’ve never tried 7.3% cider. I feel like this is a new chapter in my life.