pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when I do it it’s like I’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight
I’ve got a bad feeling about my decision making skills for the evening which means I’ve got a good feeling about tomorrow’s retrospective blog posts
At least this pearly shine lip balm makes my eyes pop
I don’t have a phone how am I meant to exist
I just washed my phone in the washing machine and now I don’t have a phone
It’s weird watching sitcoms and comedies from 10 years ago because they’ll just throw out a joke that will make you feel uncomfortable that you’d never noticed before. S2 of How I Met Your Mother has always been my favourite but I never noticed the transphobic jokes.
I can’t tell if mainstream comedy has come far in the last decade or if I have. Probably both, although both need work.
Kyle liked my profile picture on Facebook
Gotta be good to the fans ya know
Going out tonight and going out Tuesday but the days between the two will be WALL TO WALL PRODUCTIVITY and I’ll try to start waking up before 5pm
she got ironic tattoos on her back
THAT AIN’T IRONIC BITCH I LOVE RUGRATS
Watching Urban Matrimony & the Sandwich Arts because this episode is the best
I wanna order Dominoes but no one’s here and ordering it alone seems so depressing
It’s a girl I know’s birthday and she was having drinks at her flat and then getting taxis to the train station to go to the centre of London for drinks which sounds super fun
I decided that drinking a lot was a definite no, so I got high on the way and that helped nothing, so when I got there I felt really weird, got told my face was going green, and then came home when they were getting in the taxis
Two successful nights of socialising for Kyle
At least I showed up for her birthday. I hate birthday nights out because they always result in a sad birthday boy or girl lamenting all the people that didn’t show.
"I’ll only backcomb my hair a little bit today"
*backcombs hair a little*
"a little more wouldn’t hurt"
*never stops backcombing hair*
*gets lost in large mass of hair*
"what have I done"
*wanders through hair until death*
*family mourn and leave flowers at hair line every year*